“I look into his eyes and see vast oceans,” says
Panda. “It’
s like an amazing, endless stomach ache. I can’t
sleep. It is truly The Sauce.”
“Sounds like J.M.W. Turner and a case of indigestion,” grumbles
Mouse, a virtual stranger to losing his head over womxn – well there was the sprite back in Fresh
Air Fund camp, but that was only a preteen fantasy. You be
safe now.”
64-year-old Maggie has embarked on a virtual quest for a young stud. In 90 days, she has connected with a dozen guys on eHarmony and all of them say they are ready for an adventure with an older woman, particularly a "well-stocked lady" such as herself who wants to “spoil a guy”. Too bad because what Maggie secretly longs for is The Sauce.