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Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously
Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017
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Drowning the possum

To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis
Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum
by BABARACUS December 12, 2019
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Stavro the Possum

a random possum that appeared in a house for no apparent reason, but was still kicks to see
Opaaa stavro the possum

Faaaa boys stavro the possum pulling all the bitches

kita scenes boys stavro the possum kreasing around oakleigh
by t_man 101 May 1, 2022
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The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
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possum on the half shell

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.
by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
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Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".
Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.
by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023
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Stiring up the possoums/stiring

Looking for trouble.
Is an Asutralian term that comes from when people would shove a stick in a hollow log and stir vigourously in order to provoke a violent reaction.
1. Quit Stiring him up

2. this blokes going round stiring up the possums
by Daniel "The_Monkey_Pope" Tucker February 15, 2005
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