Taking the lead

A phrase used on a night out when a friend has pulled an ugly girl (a dog)

Dave: alright lads, this is Sheila

Dave's mates: Dave's taking the lead

by carbona_not_glue September 5, 2012

bury the lead

Definition: To skip foreplay and go for it (sexually).

"She planted one on me the other night." "What!? Talk about burying the lead." e.g. "Bury the lead" as used in Season 1, Episode 2 of "Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce."

by Voyajer 17 February 12, 2017

lead the Browns to the Super Bowl

To take a shit. By definition, it must be into a toilet.

"Yo, did she let you do a Cleveland Steamer?" "Nah, I had to go in the bathroom and lead the Browns to the Super Bowl."

by E-Luv December 26, 2006

Fire in the hole lead

First man in an orgy to fuck the woman on her period

"You heard how Dylan got promoted to fire in the hole lead?"
"Not much of a promotion when there's nobody who is gonna follow him in there"

by RustySlander May 9, 2024

lead in the head

suicide by firearm

after seeing his mother in the nursing home, lead in the head was looking better and better to john.

a little lead in the head! , -thats' the ticket!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Lead Up The Cornhole

The act in which during sexual intercourse, a man slides a sharpened pencil up the womans anus; who unexpecting the intense pain, screams at the male. This works when you can't get a woman to moan otherwise.

"She just wasn't feeling it. So I had to give her a Lead Up The Cornhole. She screamed for ages afterwards."

"FML. He gave me a Lead Up The Cornhole last night 'cos I wouldn't orgasm."

by jack-fryjack March 16, 2010

Lead in the ass

When somebody becomes so enraged they fill their enemies ass with lead.

Ieuen "What the fuck was that bullshit, he killed me in two shots"

Joe " Ya that guys a fucking cunt"

Ieuen "Where's my lead needle I'm gunno inject his ass with lead"

Joe "Lead in the ass?!"

by Leadassneedlesalesman June 8, 2013