kob

klowns of beechboro
keg of beer

nice kob work on your car
kob in full effect
broken down again? who worked on your car KOB?

by dixie normous April 27, 2003

KOB

KOB is to be the king of berwick

“Yeah didn’t you hear Tyreek’s the KOB”

by fortniteboss47838 August 5, 2022

kobbing

The act of the very special Kat O’Brien sobbing over just about anything.

omg i watched the one direction movie today and i immediately started kobbing!

by yeehawdoods November 1, 2018

j-kob

(v) the act of being fucked over due to your own stupidity.
(n) the result of fucked up redneck genetics and verbal parental abuse. Could also be someone you ridicule.

That Nigga just got j-kobbed by the cops.
Jacob just got expelled from school cause he wrote a threatening email to a teacher. Damn that nigga just got j-kobbed

by Guy who works at michaels January 8, 2009

salted kob

When a gay man has ejaculates onto another man's penis then sucks it off

Dude, I heard Jared did a salted kob on Jerome

by It's yaboiiiii October 16, 2017

Kobs

“Kobs” is the opposite of “Rizz”.

jane: “have you been pulling some bitches lately?”
me: “no, i’ve been having kobs.”

jane: “have you been pulling some bitches lately?”
me: “no, i’ve been having kobs.”

by mymero December 12, 2022

Ja kob

The name Ja kob is infamous for describing a man that sleeps in everyday and/or waits for the last moment to write an essay every time one is due.

1. You have been absent from morning class 3 days in a row, are you turning into a Ja kob?

2. You're such a Ja kob, it's two hours before deadline and you haven't even started writing on your essay yet?

by Cecilie Jensen March 5, 2021