gotch

1 a mix between a gay person and their crotch
2 gay+crotch=gotch

used as an insult an adjective and a noun

created by two berea high school students, all other definitions of this word are fonny

1. OMG quit being such a gotch
2. Wow that was so gotchie of you
3. There are so many gotches here, its a gotchapalooza

by TIM AND SAM ARE AWSOME January 25, 2007

gotch

1. A mix between Goth and Scotch.
2. A drunk Goth.

Man, that dude is Gotch!

by Ashleigh March 15, 2005

Gotch

Gosh. An expression of a feeling of shock.

Oh my Gotch! (oh my gosh. oh my lord. oh my god. oh my word.)

by Myra Lugo May 7, 2008

gotch

To kotch or hang out but in a gay way.

Will was gotching with Ed last night.

by Bis Swah January 25, 2011

The Gotch's Razor

The philosophical RAZOR that maintains you should never attribute to inebriation which may be adequately explained by monumental imbecility.

Dick Less's latest idiotic post is a textbook example of The Gotch's Razor

by Cornelius Gotchberg December 17, 2018

gotch me

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Justin Timberlake's hat is off the chain. Gotch me?

by Laura Gunn March 11, 2008

gotch pull

Pulling someone's underwear up (hard) by the waistband. Similar to wedgie.

Damn, he almost crushed my jublies with that gotch pull.

by Jeff the Skid October 12, 2003