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What's the gitch?

What's the situation
or
What's going on
The man arrived late and asked, "what's the gitch?"
by juniorspank June 22, 2004
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Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020
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Plunging the Gooch

I always feel better after plunging the gooch, squeaky clean!
by Wunsumfuc July 26, 2022
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The Gooch

Nickname for legendary Kerry Gaelic football corner forward Colm Cooper
1) Opposition Corner Back "Aw for fuck sake why'd yous put me on the gooch?"

2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper
by GingerJack March 17, 2013
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two in the cooch, one in the gooch

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.
"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"
by LaceDogg January 4, 2008
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the gotcha

It's like putting someone or something on blast or bursting their bubble.
Let's say someone is acting like they the COMPLETE shit and it's annoying the shit outta you. You'd say this to them:

"Hun, you walk around with your head all held high, like you better than people. But here's THE GOTCHA: You ain't shit nor will you ever be. Thanks."
by ChrissiRawks August 4, 2007
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The Gooch

38 Spring Street

Keene, NH

home of the gooch stoopers
by goochmasterflex123456 October 9, 2009
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