Gotch

Short for Gotcha

"I might be a little later than I thought"
"Gotch"

by DillBee January 06, 2021

Gotch

Gotch a magnificent word with great power, used mostly when surprised

Hayley: "oh my gotch"
Ryan: "do ya like ya surprise sista gurl?"
Hayley "its gotching hilarious, a pig on you HAHAHA"

by Sissygurlie July 23, 2017

Gotch

Gosh. An expression of a feeling of shock.

Oh my Gotch! (oh my gosh. oh my lord. oh my god. oh my word.)

by Myra Lugo May 07, 2008

Gotch

More than a drop and less than half a teaspoon.

There is only a gotch left. The amount left in the rim of a can of soda after you take a sip.

by Chipplebugs April 20, 2013

the gotch

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."

"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 13, 2008

gotch

Men's underwear

by Billmcm August 26, 2003

GOTCH

Guy On The couCH

n. That friend that "crashed" on your couch a party a while back and never left it.

"Who is that?"
"Oh him? That's so-in-so, he's been sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks now.
"Oh, you have a gotch too?

by FriendWithAGOTCH December 31, 2009