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Guy On The couCH

n. That friend that "crashed" on your couch a party a while back and never left it.
"Who is that?"
"Oh him? That's so-in-so, he's been sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks now.
"Oh, you have a gotch too?
GOTCH by FriendWithAGOTCH December 30, 2009
crooked, uneven, or asymmetrical, esp. of the eyes
"I could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed Marty Feldman was looking."

Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."

"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."
gotch by spacklepants January 25, 2008
"I might be a little later than I thought"
"Gotch"
Gotch by DillBee January 6, 2021
Gotch a magnificent word with great power, used mostly when surprised
Hayley: "oh my gotch"
Ryan: "do ya like ya surprise sista gurl?"
Hayley "its gotching hilarious, a pig on you HAHAHA"
Gotch by Sissygurlie July 22, 2017
1 a mix between a gay person and their crotch
2 gay+crotch=gotch

used as an insult an adjective and a noun

created by two berea high school students, all other definitions of this word are fonny
1. OMG quit being such a gotch
2. Wow that was so gotchie of you
3. There are so many gotches here, its a gotchapalooza
gotch by TIM AND SAM ARE AWSOME January 29, 2007
1. A mix between Goth and Scotch.
2. A drunk Goth.
Man, that dude is Gotch!
gotch by Ashleigh March 14, 2005