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The golden hot tub

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When you cum inside of a woman's butthole and then you proceed to urinate while still fully erect. Make sure to look away in the immediate following of said act as to appear to be confused so that you may proceed to play the role of the victim in the situation. A few tears may help.
"I was banging my old lady in the ass the other night and I got her with the golden hot tub. High five!"
by Goldenhottub January 2, 2016
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the golden connection

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Bryce:I made the golden connection last night
Miles:cool! How was is?
by mwiz March 2, 2015
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the golden ram

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The child of prophecy who attains his powers by controlling the thread of power that was separated from the three fates. He becomes superhuman and grows ram horns and gets a 25% muscle increase when he goes "Golden". He has infinite power and according to DC Comics he is about 342.78 times more powerful than superman if he eats his pasta. His weakness is pineapples and the power of love. Protector of Grayslake, coin collector, proud single father of 1 bird, Greg's heir to the sweep single.
If you're stuck in a jam call the golden ram! Unless you're some kind of uhhhh liberal.
by TheGoldenRam August 26, 2017
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The Golden Slut

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The state of not being able to walk because of anal penetration every day for a minimum of a month without lube the skin is chafed away leaving The arsehole to look like a black void
Cooper decided he wanted to become the golden slut
by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023
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the golden girls

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a tv sitcom ran from 1985 to 1992 on NBC feauting a 4 old single women who lived toghether when it comes to the thinking of cynic minds "AREN'T LESBIANS" characters whimsical mother Sophia Petrillo, Uptight sometimes whimsical daughter Dorothy Zbornak, dim-witted but endearing Rose Nylund, Slutty Blanche Devereux
Sophia Petrillo was played by Estelle Getty
Dorothy Zbornak was played by Bea Arthur
Rose Nylund was played by Betty White
Blanche Devereux was played by Rue McClanahan

also Reruns of the Golden Girls have been playing on TV Channel Lifetime since the mid '90's
by Joe Smith 2 August 26, 2007
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When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety.

(Usually it is a school being shot up)
"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran.

"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."
by EugeneInvestigator February 8, 2017
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A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)
Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.
by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014
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