Cursed

Something almost impractical or outright strange but not quite, the metaphysical variant of jank

Bob: Your shelf mounted computer monitor is super cursed
Joe: Yea but it works for me

by Alchemy Jug January 19, 2021

cursed

When some one or something bears a malbeing/bad luck.

We are cursed oh god. 666 etc.

by Mike/mpd/halfamitten October 23, 2005

Cursed

adjective: cursed
used to express annoyance or irritation.

adjective: cursed
used to express if something is cringey or unbelievably awkward

adjective: cursed
Xander P. Pyoin

Oh no you are so cursed!

by TheGayBabyJail June 5, 2020

curse

1. v. to make unlucky
2. (cursed)adj. made unlucky
3. v. something you say to someone when you're mad at them; alteration of darn, d*m*, or f***

1. I cursed that book.
2. That book is cursed! Don't touch it!
3. Curse you!

by Anthony January 15, 2004

curses

An old-time non-offensive swear word, much like gosh, sugar and struth. Used in frustration.

Curses! My telephone is talking again!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

curses

A muuttered exclamation used when you step in a puddle or whack your head on something or just don't have any eggs for your breakfast, a'la Mojo Jojo

"Curses, the rain water collected on the garage door has poured down into my eyes...it has deluged my visual orifices...it has wetted my ocular sensory organs...currrrrrsssesss!"

by Yo Yo Ma (really!) January 5, 2005

Curses

Non offensive expletive usually followed by "Foiled again!"

Lackey: General, your evil robots have been captured by a super hero and your bid to take over the world is over.

General: Curses! Foiled again!

by ms bee February 5, 2010