Blocked

Do not contact. You're fucking annoying.

I blocked her because she's fucking annoying

by Kristin September 21, 2017

block

A technique used in social networking when one doesn't want to communicate with a particular person any more. Usually involves going to the residence or workplace of the offender and beating their face in with a cinder block.

"Jerry was really getting on my nerves so I had to block him. He's in hospital now."

by Waldo L.S October 12, 2012

Blocked

The ultimate coward move, You can and will get blocked for doing literally anything. Most people who will block you, are snowflakes that get offended over you doing or saying something they don't like. And God help you if you make a joke.

Person one:: "Didn't you have an argument with Carissa on Instagram yesterday?"
Person two "Yes and no, she blocked me the moment I talked to her,"

by AlanSnackbarHaterOfFurries February 2, 2022

Blocked

Something that happens to you if you're an asshole in a group chat. Also, this is what the public schools do to any page that is not educational.

Kid #1: Oh, did you see what the schools did to Urban Dictionary?

Kid #2: Yeah, they blocked it. So sad...

by Turdmeister69 March 1, 2020

blocking

The simple yet incredibly satisfactory act of walking round the block. It is the perfect thing to do when bored, and stimulates conversation, friendship and oddly also spontaneous dragon-baby abduction.
The fundamental rule of blocking is: do not retrace your steps!
Blocking also highly condemns the wearing of yellow socks.

Blocker 1: dude im bored.
Blocker 2: wanna go for a block?
Blocker 1: hell no your wearing yellow socks
R.i.P blocker 2
thats blocking

by mentalgeorge September 24, 2012

blocking

The act of walking "around the block" without retracing your footsteps and always finishing where you started. You may only block where there is a path or a street so most people practice it in urban areas. Also, no blocker may ever wear yellow socks!

Let's go blocking.

by hairballfuzz September 30, 2012

blocked

to be in a drunken state

guy1: here you were blocked last nigh

by roge May 8, 2005