WMS

Wise Mule Syndrome: A condition in which one cannot stop being a smart ass, regardless of race, culture, situation, alcoholic content, or media. While the contemporary social view is that clinical sufferers of this condition are choosing to be a smart ass, it is in fact, medically impossible for them not to be without the proper medication. If you encounter someone who has been diagnosed with WMS the proper response is to either back away slowly, or laugh at everything they say as the are inwardly sensitive and self-conscious. And awesome.

"I apologize for equating your bust to water balloons during my speech at your wedding reception last night. I suffer from WMS."

by iolympian February 16, 2014

wm

Term used to designate that a Marine is Female.

Female Marines are called WM's.

by jarheadfor4 March 24, 2005

wm

female marine, otherwise known as a wookie marine.

man that wm sure is a nasty bitch (marines making wookie sound as a female marine walks by)

by salakommander December 11, 2006

wm

woman marine aka walking mattres

guy 1 yo me and flip double teamed jamie last night!
guy 2 yeah she really lives up to being a wm

by blankman 1 October 15, 2008

WM

Short for Why me?

Person 1: Can you do the homework
Person 2: wm?

by Randomuser6352 May 5, 2020

wm

Acronym for Window Manager. Manages windows in the X window system(commonly called X11, X11R6, or just X)

I just got a new wm

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

wms

Wild Monkey Sex - having wild and crazy sex like monkeys.

Dennis and Megan are going to have wms tonight!

by trcagl May 10, 2011