WMS 

stands for woe misery and shit (abreviation!!)

Fiona: "how's life?"
Emily: "WMS

Emily: "your face is WMS"
Fiona : 0_o

WMS by giantpenguinsuit November 10, 2009

wms 

A school where all the idiots vape and the teachers are actually dumber than the kids and that is saying something. The teachers don't teach and half the kids are rich snobs👍🏻 Better than ridge tho tbh

1:Do you go to wms?

2:Yeah
1:I'm so sorry

wms by animalsareawesomeyeah April 23, 2018

WMS 

“Will meet soon”
An abbreviation commonly used to indicate that a meeting or meeting will be scheduled soon.

WMS to discuss these issues

WMS by “RST” September 28, 2023

WMS 

Wise Mule Syndrome: A condition in which one cannot stop being a smart ass, regardless of race, culture, situation, alcoholic content, or media. While the contemporary social view is that clinical sufferers of this condition are choosing to be a smart ass, it is in fact, medically impossible for them not to be without the proper medication. If you encounter someone who has been diagnosed with WMS the proper response is to either back away slowly, or laugh at everything they say as the are inwardly sensitive and self-conscious. And awesome.

"I apologize for equating your bust to water balloons during my speech at your wedding reception last night. I suffer from WMS."

WMS by ti_kseris February 16, 2014

wms 

Wild Monkey Sex - having wild and crazy sex like monkeys.

Dennis and Megan are going to have wms tonight!

wms by trcagl May 10, 2011

WMS 

With my stars or with my luck

Wms I'll drown in a kiddie pool.

WMS by Marvellayla October 18, 2020

WMS 

Wank ma shite. A vastly popular insult used mainly by angry men slumbering in a mid 20s crisis.

Invented in Clydebank circa 2003

"Did you just steal ma patter ?"

"Aye"

"Wank ma shite ya muppet !"

WMS by gaping munt March 1, 2004