the system 

Anything that is blamed when something goes wrong and cannot be solved, or simply when someone is just too lazy to move his ass to do some work specially in an organization or public service.

Banker1: Hi Paula, what's wrong,
Banker2: Hi, I broke my neck with Andy, we had a tough night yesterday.

chitchat continues..... few minutes later a customer comes

Customer: Hi, I need to withdraw 2k$ please.
Banker2:...Well unfortunately we cannot perform your query right now
Customer:Why?
Banker2: Because the system is down, come back tomorrow please.
Customer: FUCK THE SYSTEM.

the system by Systen January 2, 2017

the system 

The system is an unexplained phenomenon that Karma uses to get back at its victims through the stupidity of the people around them. People not familiar with the system cannot comprehend its magnitude or what exactly it controls in our everyday lives. The system cannot be controlled we are all under its rule. Beware the system.

" Man that wasnt stupidity that was the system,"

the system by I cant handle the system December 7, 2016

THE SYSTEM 

Something you can trust, the system will keep you safe, out of trouble and will help you through any problem, the system will set you free.

The System: Repeat after me ”The System will set me free”
You: The System will set me free

THE SYSTEM by The Hattman November 4, 2020

the system is down 

1. obligatory sample from an old sci-fi movie, often used in techno.

2. an indication that a website or network was inundated with requests to the point of breaking, resulting in a server crash.

1. doo. doo. doo. doo. the system is down. the system is down.

2. what happened to my website? the system is down, yo.

the system is down by bud newman. February 28, 2003

the system is down 

The song sung by Strong Bad when answering an e-mail from Silent J

Do do do the system is down the system is down

the system is down by Silent J July 20, 2003

The system is down 

The system is down, yo!

Heyy what happened to my website?
The system is down yo!

The system is down by [e-mail] May 9, 2025

Mongolians in the system 

-noun
1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.

Anchor #1: "This email is from Billybob who writes 'My favorite passage is from Revelations 10:12 - Jesus the Savior. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronii, the savior came as a large and moving Torb. Then during...' "
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"

Mongolians in the system by CRACKHEADN1CK January 24, 2010