The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.

Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.

by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021

The Mason Switlick

When you hit the penjamin too hard and green out.

Oh I totally am about to hit the mason switlick after this blinker.

by Steve Hraby April 2, 2024

The Mason Curse

The Mason Curse is when somebody named “Mason” joins a game with a friend group and starts to sell the game.

The Mason “aura” immediately has an effect on the group’s ability to win games further that day( even after he leaves.

Dude The Mason Curse sold us

by Mr TM. March 3, 2026

Mason The Martian

The greatest video creator of all Time

Have you heard of Mason the Martian he makes the best videos

by Rainy boiiii October 15, 2020

mason the dick sucker

a kid named mason likes fish and suck some gooooooooooooood dick (has a small dick) usually 1 millimeter

mason the dick sucker OH YEAH

by big dick doug January 18, 2017

The free mason

A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic

I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife

by That bottom bitch November 5, 2020

mason the greatest pizza flipper

a dope ass pizza flipper who has sick fucking skills and could still anyone's bitch

Dude have you heard of mason the greatest pizza flipper ever

by gay rabbit January 25, 2017