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the left rights

the sideproject of Mindless Self Indulgence. Jimmy urine and Steve Righ? made this masterpiece in 'seven over caffeinated, sleep deprived days'.(they used a pro-tool as tape recorder and recorded everything 'left' and right' hence the name 'The Left Rights'.)
1.39 tracks about retardation, Darth Vader fucking shit up, shaving pubic hair, taking shits and growing a moustasche on one side..
by K-666 April 16, 2005
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The Left Can't Meme

"The Left Can't Meme" is a statement mocking how those who lean to the left on the political spectrum have biased and unfunny humor. Although mostly used by those who lean to the right on the political spectrum, it is increasing in use, even to those who are uninterested in politics.

The reasons for why people believe 'the left can't meme' vary. Most leftist memes are characterized by lack of a punchline (if there even tends to be one), mocking any opposing political party without reason (shown by their crude drawings of those who are on the right, as obese, gun-loving, and Trump-supporting), and lengthy reading time (with some even putting paragraphs into their memes).
Right-leaning Person: "The Left Can't Meme.. I see this becoming true as the days go by."
by boringpianos April 22, 2023
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The Left Hand of Darkness

A book by Ursula K. Le Guin that details the experiences of an ambassador to the frozen world Gethen in an attempt to persuade the planet into joining a United Nations like organization called "The Ekumen of Known Worlds." The book itself is mostly a hypothetical sociological study of a world without gender (as the humans of this world are genderless until they reach a period each month similar to menstruation, where they enter a state called "kemmer" and their bodies switch to either male or female, allowing them to either impregnate someone or to become pregnant) and how Gethen's societies differentiate from other human societies because of this physiological difference.
Guy 1: "You know Le Guin won the Hugo Award for "The Left Hand of Darkness", didn't you?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I thought her short story, 'The Ones Who Walked Away from Omelas' was a better example of her writing style."
by Roger Whitisissle December 25, 2008
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The left cheek sneak

When you lift your left cheek and slowly, and quietly pass gas
When Tom was in a meeting he preformed the left cheek sneak and no one knew that he even farted
by OkBoomer69 November 4, 2019
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the left nipple

It is not the right one, just like Kim Jong Un.
Jimmy was the left nipple for the basketball try outs
by Shakolicious December 22, 2014
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the left brake

what dumbasses think is a brake but is actually the clutch on a car
the left brake is not actually a brake, dumbass
by PlayDohMan July 17, 2004
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The Left can't Meme

Creator of the top definition here. Wanted to try and clarify my older definition now that it's been mulling over for everyone a while now, and clear up some misunderstandings. So here we go.

The Left Can't Meme is indeed an immutable fact. But why does it occur? Well the statement has never been an attempt to 'politicize meme culture' as some, left leaning or otherwise, try to posit. It is in fact the opposite. The Left Can't Meme is rather an attempt to POINT OUT the needless politicizing of memes, it being done the majority of the time by left leaning people. The Left Can't Meme as a statement, as a law, has never been about making the case of memes needing to be 'The Left vs The Right', it has always been a defiant declaration of 'The Left vs Everybody, including normal leftists who just want to look at memes'. Do cringy, politically-charged, righteously indignant memes come from people other than Leftists? Yes of course, but the vast, VAST majority of the time when there's a meme that looks like something straight out of a politician's propaganda folder, it's a Leftist who made it. The problem with this law is that it simply will never stop being true, because there will always be people who see memes as a platform for their own righteous indignance, rather than the symbol of humour they were meant to be.

The only thing to be done is for normal people with a sense of humour to point out these political memes and denounce them for what they are: Cringe.
Leftist: >Makes cringe political meme
Rightist: >Makes cringe political meme
Normal human: "These are both equally bad. The Left Can't meme"
by Dankulous Memeulon September 16, 2023
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