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The Golden Rule

"Treat others the way you wish to be treated."
It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
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The golden rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.
That botch forgot the golden rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad
by Waiting101 February 7, 2017
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The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

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See how that works? Thatā˜ļø is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This šŸ‘‡

Petard hoisting

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That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this šŸ‘‰ Petard hoistery

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That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
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The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal
Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!
by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023
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The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bros before Hoes. This rule must be observed by Bros at all times, without exception (other than the other Bro's consent).
The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bro 1: I can't go to the game, this chick invited me to a party that weekend.

Bro 2: Come on, man, bros before hoes.
by Broseiden King of the Broceans November 26, 2010
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The Golden Rule of The Gears

From Gears of War. The rule is to take cover or DIE.
The Golden Rule of The Gears
Marcus Fenix: Carmine! Take cover or your gonna--*Carmine is shot by a sniper rifle through the head.*
by xXSoulSaviorXx January 3, 2011
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The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s ā€œGolden Meanā€ of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.
ā€œAy bro you trying to hit this?ā€

ā€œNah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.ā€
by joshuatrees21 April 14, 2023
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