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jerkin the gerkin

I caught him jerkin the gerkin
by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017
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Peppering the Gerkin

"I asked Dan if he wanted to catch the game but he said he was busy 'Peppering the Gerkin' " instead
by gillych February 4, 2010
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jerking the gerking

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!
by nudger newall December 9, 2014
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Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.
"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011
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Gerking the Yergin

I’ll be right over I’m Gerking the Yergin
by TeenyWeeny25 November 3, 2020
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TheGerken

One who is legendary at MW2 Trickshots, knows how to pleasure large women, and knows how to master debate. Someone who is TheGerken is often compared to Mikey from the hit show "Recess". TheGerken is one who is always one step ahead from mainstream and appears as hip and cool. One who is great at playing goalkeeper in any sport.
That kid thegerken made my mother go crazy with his half stop and stare running man shot! Ya boi look itz TheGerken squashing reefas on L'Queefa's lap.
by Matthew Long December 26, 2013
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