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The Duke 

A drafting teacher at a particular high school. The baddest engineer mofo to ever walk the face of the earth. If you do something bad in his class, you get owned immediately, due to all the cameras watching your every move. He frequently calls people dude or man.

Verb: to duke; duked

Means to get owned by The Duke
Guy #1: So how was The Duke's class today?
Guy #2: Man, this guy was messing around with all the computers, and The Duke totally duked him out. Now he's banned from all computers in the school!
Guy #1: Boner...
The Duke by WhoaTimesTwo October 17, 2004
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the Duke 

1. The character who messes up EVERYTHING for Satine and Christian in Moulin Rouge.
2. A disgusting, selfish, crazy pervert
3. A person whose name is never revealed
"The Duke! HIDE!"

"Everyone knows. Harold knows. And sooner or later the Duke will find out too."
the Duke by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006

The Duke 

The Duke is Duke, and Duke is good, and Duke is also named The Duke, with uppercases. Duke is love, Duke is life, but Duke isn't Shrek, which still has a k in it's name. But Duke isn't that bad, cuz Duke is also Torn City's penis slapper, have you ever went in a loot level 4 Duke raid? Anyways, Duke is Duke, and Duke is great.
Potato Guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!

Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!

Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?

Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!

Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-

Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY

The Duke: Uhhhhhh
The Duke by FunGun53 December 16, 2019

THE_DUKE 

Internet slang used when describing someone who trys to hard to be evil or to fit in.
Dude#1: Hey everyone, I worship the swastika!
Dude#2: Wtf...
Dude#3: He's THE_DUKE around here, just ignore him.
THE_DUKE by Grommy May 3, 2006

The Duke Caboom 

The Duke Caboom is when an individual suspends themselves from a ceiling fan and descends on their partner directly below. Then the fan is turned on as the partner helicopters on the phallic member of their partner until completion. When climax is achieved they must tell "CABOOM!"
"Hey did you and Nate try The Duke Caboom last night?"

"Yeah I was worried the fan would fall off during our 10:00 session with The Duke Caboom being pulled out."

The Duke of Dresden 

The Duke of Dresden is a barbaric creature that rumor has can be found roaming the streets in East Liverpool, Ohio. The Duke stands around 6'2" and weighs around 190-225. These numbers are not known because if anyone got close to The Duke he would break them.

A freelance photographer recently captured pictures of the duke over the summer of 2008. These pictures depict a man who has lived a long life, but still loves his city. The Duke of dresden attempts to brighten the citizens of the pottery capital of the USA, East Liverpool every morning.

Some of his hobbies include smoking ciggarettes, long walks on the warf, getting tatoos, shadowboxing portajons, running tricks outside of Dan's bar and berating the other Liverpool Legends.

The Duke gives back to his community in many ways. In the Fall of 2007 he built the Helipad for East Liverpool City Hospital. The Duke was quoted as saying "I'm just here to help out." A line of action figures is in the works, where the duke is in series 1 and is projected to be the number one seller ahead of other legends walking stick(with stick), streetcorner(with random yard sale junk), big al(with prostitute) and James (with cell phone).

The Duke of Dresden will continue to be a force in the driving productivty in the city of East Liverpool. Can you say, Duke for Mayor?
The Duke of Dresden by EAZYE211 October 21, 2008

The Duke Difference 

When something is so good that you would only find it at Duke University.
"Why is there mold growing in my A-C unit?"

"That's the Duke Difference!"
The Duke Difference by IAmAlibi February 8, 2021