The Button

The big red button that launches nuclear missiles.

Of a presidential candidate: Do you really want him with his finger on the button?

by Starcross January 15, 2008

I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

The Burton

The Burton is the moustache style that was researched and developed by the dedication and dreams of Montague Burton, the founding genius Burton, Britain’s leading high-street menswear retailer.

The tache/mo is styled upon two influential moustache types; the English and the Handlebar

The Burton has a full body and curves down across the mouth, with slightly waxed tips - it should never be oversized or exaggerated. There has been years of work put into developing this style - since the company was founded in 1903 the moustache style has been developed, as moustaches were coaxed and groomed to perfection to develop what can now be unveiled as ‘The Burton’.

In November, Burton stores will be revising history, actively encouraging staff & customers to "Go for a Burton" and grow - a moustache whilst raising money for Prostate Cancer as part of Movember. The charity is The Prostate Cancer Charity . Staff of the men’s clothing company are going to enjoy friendly competition in support of the Movember campaign and will be attempting to grow, style and groom the perfect Burton Mo. This is also an opportunity for the company to once more claim its position as the top moustachioed company in the world as the head office, stores and a new generation of Burton tailored men join together to raise money for Movember.

by Mo-sista November 2, 2009

on the button

On the dot; Exactly; Precisely

Person A: I think it's 6:45.
Person B looks at watch.
Person B: You're right on the button!

by swey May 26, 2006

hit the button

verb
1. to acknowledge one’s own conscious urge to self-destruct
2. to refer to actions that result from the self-destructive urges of oneself or someone else

1. Exam season is really stressing me out. I feel like I’m going to hit the button by procrastinating as long as possible.
2. If they really wanted to keep their job, they should have controlled their temper around the boss. I heard they were super close to getting promoted, too. Talk about hitting the button…

by Alphabet Mafiose March 28, 2022

Asian on the Button

Being very aggressive with no thought to consequences. Named after being "on the button" in poker where you can play almost any cards since you have position, and the high number of Asian card players who seem to play any cards for no good reason.

"That guy dates women like an Asian on the button!"

by DougCo June 11, 2008

Beave Up To The Button

n. Excessive hair in a woman's pubic region due to poor hygiene habits. Can be detected early if forearms are thick with dark hair or if beginning signs of a moustache are noticable.

Too Tuff Tony: How's things going with you and Yolanda?

CB: They were great until I got her down to her skivvies. I took those off and damn near choked on my tongue when I saw her beave up to the button. I went limp and went home!

by B 2 Da C October 5, 2005