stan twitter’s white boy of the month

stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)

*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)

Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse

by illumithottie December 4, 2018

time of the month

1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow

1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month

2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month

by sleazeee November 17, 2009

The Montgomery

Medical procedure pioneered for the purpose of placing an indwelling Foley catheter in a person with such a large body habitus that his penis is embedded in a cavity of adipose tissue as such rendering the person to having a mangina. A vaginal speculum with light is placed into the mangina and opened allowing the penis to be extended just enough for a Foley to be placed.

I had this guy in room 9 last night whose mangina was so big I had do The Montgomery just to get a catheter in for a urine sample.

by flavoroflav November 11, 2014

first of the month

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).

It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

1st of the month

(1)The day every-body gets and cashes their checks and go to their local drug dealer and get stoned, high, or faded(same shit:P)
(2)A bad-ass song by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony that u put on the mornning of every 1st of the month

Hey man, i just got my check, lets look for Johnny, he knows its the 1st of the month=, go check in Kim's market

by willie-o July 24, 2006

employee of the month

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

by RidinDirty August 12, 2006

that time of the month

The time when a women has her period.

"God is she bitchy tonight. It must be that time of the month"

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003