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Texties

besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone
Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!
by moumou July 7, 2009
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textile

n. A non-nudist.
adj. Of or relating to non-nudists.
"Naturists do everything textiles do, except nude! Nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except the dress code."
by ManaUser July 26, 2006
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texticles

What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone.

Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.
New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.

D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1

NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.

D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!

Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.

D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.
by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009
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Textile Dysfunction

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
by We Believe in Fridays July 29, 2009
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texticles

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages
"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"
by Fonda Peters November 19, 2007
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textifestation

the act of manifesting what you want through texts to friends
I was broke and needed cash for the weekend, did a little textifestation and then I got all the cheese I needed for a good time
by Allstarilicious September 6, 2011
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Textless

When someone text you a very awkward and creepy message... Like speechless
Worker 1: Girl, my boss is so hip! He texts me with a winky emoji like, ;)

Worker 2: Omg, what a creep! If my boss would ever text me with just a winky emoji? Id be totally creeped out and will leave me textless.

Girl: aww, you're so cute! I love guys who love animals!

Boy: :)

Girl: *textless*
by Mekaekae May 30, 2015
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