besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone
Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!
by moumou July 7, 2009
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adj. Of or relating to non-nudists.
adj. Of or relating to non-nudists.
"Naturists do everything textiles do, except nude! Nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except the dress code."
by ManaUser July 26, 2006
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What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone.
Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.
Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.
New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.
D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1
NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.
D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!
Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.
D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.
D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1
NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.
D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!
Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.
D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.
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I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
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Worker 2: Omg, what a creep! If my boss would ever text me with just a winky emoji? Id be totally creeped out and will leave me textless.
Girl: aww, you're so cute! I love guys who love animals!
Boy: :)
Girl: *textless*
Worker 2: Omg, what a creep! If my boss would ever text me with just a winky emoji? Id be totally creeped out and will leave me textless.
Girl: aww, you're so cute! I love guys who love animals!
Boy: :)
Girl: *textless*
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