texsplain

To explain something over texts

Texting...

Friend 1: what happened man?
Friend 2: too much to texsplain. Call me.

by moemoeeee April 9, 2010

textplaining

trying to explain something over text messageing.

my boyfriend lied to me and your boyfriend knew about it and i'm pissed.

textplaining: m boy lie 2me & ur boy new bout it. i pissed.

by sarahk77 September 12, 2007

Textplain

To explain via text message.

Jon, "tell me what happened last night!"

Taylor, "it's too long to textplain"

Jon, "I demand a textplanation!"

by JClifM June 13, 2013

texplainable

adjective - make an idea, situation, or problem clear to someone by describing it in more detail or revealing relevant facts or ideas via text message.

I'll tell you l8r, it's not rly texplainable.

by ChelseaABK November 4, 2010

textplain

to explain in a text message

Frank (text): what were they doin when u walkd in?

Lloyd (text): I can't textplain it..u just have to see it

by buttnakedwunda April 11, 2010

Textplain

to explain something through a text

I can't be arsed to textplain it to you.

by MaverickMartin September 10, 2012

Textplain

To try and explain something in a text message that requires substantial detail and often takes 5-10 text messages back and forth for clarification. In other words; textplaining is a waste of time.

The fool: "Hey what's up? What did you do this weekend, and what do you think about life as a concept in general?"
The victim: "Come'on now. To textplain this would be insane! Ante up and call"

by anelephantstrunk January 22, 2014