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Teleclairvoyance

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eleclairvoyance is mentaphysical!
Girls speak teleclairvoyance.Its mentaphysical !
by Innerearharrassment! May 7, 2021
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Telebate

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.
John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.
by Mdad28 January 3, 2014
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tutant meenage neetle teetles

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.
Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.
by Vladimir Carti November 12, 2017
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Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

Rob Schneider's latest comedy vehicle.
Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.
by Timmaw August 10, 2006
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Tatler

An astute observer and a perspicacious individual. Often having the poise of a noble descent.
With such astonishing poise and maturity of mind, it is no wonder that Michael is known as the Tatler amongst his legal eagles fraternity.
by martin365 January 2, 2018
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tele-hell

1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.

2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.
1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!
by WordOfArt July 19, 2010
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TeleBears

1. What UC Berkeley students are forced to endure before every semester.

2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.
"Fuck Telebears!" - common facebook status during the month of August
by bladibla August 4, 2010
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