Mentaphysical 

The ability to understand telepathic masturbation

Mentaphysically knowledgeable is the above stated explanation and all that it pertains too

Mentaphysical by Lane Diamond February 12, 2017

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy 

1)A disease of incorrectly abused and unnatural incompatible frequencies and vibrations made by the human body at atmospheric or brain to brain myopalmus and morse communicative, it is the un-supposed connoisseur's masturbative intercourse participation from distance

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy is warning :(Possibly Harmful to your health)

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy by Lane Diamond January 8, 2017

metaphysical turducken 

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

metaphysical turducken by Definite Article March 11, 2009

Metaphysically Smol 

A term for a person who is bound to convention and generally considered unobtrusive to those around them. Often lacking a distinct personality.

Jim doesn’t really bother anyone. He’s pretty metaphysically smol.

You don’t curse? That’s some serious metaphysical smolness.

Metaphysically Smol by Snidget September 9, 2019

The American Metaphysical Circus 

An alternate world where an everlonging circus takes place, fueled by a psychedlelic atmosphere where the conductors inform you about their goals. They only aim to please its visitors, and when the show is almost over, you're guarenteed to ask them from more. The American Metaphysical Circus is hosted by The United States Of America, and will serve you with pleasure and pain. Or in other words, a world of colours and dreams.

Man 1: "I tripped out to The American Metaphysical Circus. I was surrounded by strange sounds and instruments, and in the center of my mind, they were torturing a bear."

Man 2: "Whoa man, sounds strange, how much does it cost?"

Man 1: "The cost of one admission is your mind."

Man 2: "hmm." (walks away)

The American Metaphysical Circus by Metaphyscial September 19, 2010

metaphysical naturalism 

The philosophy that nature is all that exists.

In metaphysical naturalism, nothing is supernatural: ghosts, gods, and fairies are natural or don't exist.

metaphysical naturalism by spline December 25, 2007

Metaphysical graffiti 

Metaphysical graffiti is the idea that many things in metaphysics are infinitely unknown, and to speak of them may serve as a detriment.

Jason shouted out some metaphysical graffiti today at the coffee shop.

Metaphysical graffiti by Jon aschwanden June 14, 2008