tetas

Very large breasts. Same as melones or chichis

Damn yo! Look at them tetas!!!

by chocothunder September 2, 2004

Tetas De Futbol

When A Woman's Breasts Are Saggy Enough To Practice Soccer With.

Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!

Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!

Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!

by PincheTetero-Tres mil April 23, 2009

tetarsed

Autocorrect for the word retarded. Allows one to use this term in normal conversation without the backlash associated with using a non politically correct word. See retarded: A word used to describe someone who is profoundly stupid. A type of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself. Politically correct people would like you to be rude to someone in a less offensive way, perhaps by calling them dumb instead. This ignores the fact that dumb, idiot, and many other similar insults used today were all old-timey technical terms for retards. It also ignores the fact that any word used to describe someone of below average ability in any area is an insult to someone with average ability or higher in that area.

No two plus two doesn't equal five, are you tetarsed or something.

by Capeot October 18, 2017

Tetasexual

Synonym : Artetasexual, Arteta Fanboy
This is a word used by Mikel Arteta Outers to describe a person who is overly support and overpraise the current Arsenal FC manager, Mikel Arteta. Several Tetasexuals go as far as praising him to belittle the legacy of the previous manager of the club, Arsene Wenger for no good reason. They're sometimes as terrible as Wenger Outers.

Tetasexuals have stupid rage at me!

by Shiine-1 April 7, 2022

tu madre tiene los grandes tetas

Translated from spanish to english: Your mom has big tits.

This can be used as a diss, and then when the person being dissed realized what you said, they laugh.

You say this phrase randomly.

Friend 1: Yo whats up?
Friend 2 (says this fast): Tu madre tiene los grandes tetas
Friend 1: Wha?
Friend 2: HAHAHA =D

by Tu Madre's Amigo July 25, 2010

totays

A magnificent set of breasts. Very round, but not porn-star huge. Usually around the C-Cup range.

David Chappele: Katie has some nice tottays.

by Logan October 3, 2004

fly tetas

very nice tities. a nice rack. baggin tits...V

damn baby you got some fly tetas...

by Vidal F November 12, 2009