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territorial fart

The act of farting in order to clear an area for your own personal enjoyment
When it is difficult to get a lounge seat by pool:

"I'm going to lay down a territorial fart and clear the area so I can get the best lounger, and then no one will be bugging me"
by disathome October 11, 2009
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Termite

A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.

Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.
"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."
by LionKill March 21, 2012
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Territorial

Your not jealous your territorial protecting what's yours
I'm not jealous I'm territorial protecting what's mine
by Anonymous_10000 October 7, 2016
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terlet

n. Mispronouciation (redneck style) of "toilet"
Took a big old dump in the terlet.
by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004
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Enemy Territory

A highly addictive game that is responsible for countless children and adults ditching their friends and living at their computers. Also known as ET
Friend: Hey you wanna go see a movie today?

ETPLAYER: Are you crazy? I have to get back to my sweet ET.... My Preciousssssssss
by Ajpotter April 27, 2004
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absolute territory

it's basically the space of skin between a girl's miniskirt and higher-than-the-knee thighs.
coming from the japanese phrase, "絶対領域" (zettai ryoiki), it was first a slang coined up by otakus.
now it's used in japan pretty commonly by the public.

it's also a way to tease guys, since they normally like that more that full nudity.

a good example of where this term is used is in the anime, ナナマル サンバツ (nana maru sau batsu), meaning "fastest finger first," by character mari fukami (深見 真理).
*testing shiki on random quiz terms*
mari : "then.. how about questions like this..? here/"
shiki : "uee?~"
mari : "Q: the are of exposed skin between the hem of a miniskirt and the tops of knee-high socks is known by what name?"
shiki : t-there's a name for that?
mari : "as i suspected, you like books, but you're not an otaku."
shiki : "wh-what's the answer?"
mari : "abso.. lute.... terr.. ito.. ry."

*and starts to explain how it's connected to moe culture.*
*shiki start's entering absolute territory into his dictionary device*
mari : "you won't find it."
by your neighborhood weeb July 29, 2017
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Terlizzied

Verb (Past-Tense): Getting brutally cock-blocked/immediately ditched by a sexy girl (in a social setting) due to the presence of a very attractive man who has no interest in the gorgeous women he unknowingly pulls from your grasps. Most relevant when in conversation with a beautiful female and a particular handsome man enters the room, she immediately diverts conversation and attention to him, leaving you sad and alone, even though you are interested and he is not.
"Man I got Terlizzied at the bar last night AGAIN! I was talking to this gorgeous girl then the Olympian Ideal of a man walks in and she literally stopped mid-sentence, walked over and started drooling over him. The worst part was he had no interest in any of the girls there but they all went to him. I was so close to scoring with her too! Terlizzied again!
by AMF2587 May 6, 2010
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