the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.
Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off
Bob: Whoa thats crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off
Bob: Whoa thats crazy
by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013
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Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.
by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008
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Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.
Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!
by jamieli February 17, 2010
Get the teetering on the edge of insanity mug.A person who works in, owns or operates a cemetery or memorial park. Not the same as a sexton who was considered the "caretaker".
Forest Lawn was founded in 1906 as a not-for-profit cemetery by a group of businessmen from San Francisco. Dr. Hubert Eaton and C. B. Sims, cemeterians, entered into a sales contract with the cemetery in 1912. Eaton took over the management of the cemetery in 1917 and is credited as being the "Founder" of Forest Lawn for his innovations of establishing the "memorial park plan" (eliminating upright grave markers) and being the first to open a funeral home on dedicated cemetery grounds.
by Vinny 2052 October 2, 2011
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by fett37 August 3, 2010
Get the Teetering mug.Slang for elderly; implying a person is close to death due to age. A person said to have one foot in the grave. A person having so much gray hair they look partially cremated.
Her: I don't think he is THAT old. He is a Baby Boomer, though.
Him: For fuck's sake, he is a cemeterian. AARP called him last week saying, "Enough already! Move on! Go to the fucking light!"
Him: For fuck's sake, he is a cemeterian. AARP called him last week saying, "Enough already! Move on! Go to the fucking light!"
by abrupt1 May 11, 2014
Get the Cemeterian mug.Antonym of hysteria. Obsessively technical state, with insufficient regard to subjective charge. Putting the collective before the individual, or the project before the self.
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