Teleportation Kid

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.

Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.

by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022

telepotation

After smoking 2 bowls you wake up somewhere strange and far away

Steve: Ali was so baked last night he woke up in Washington Square Park again
Mike: Man, thats a serious case of telepotation

by beerbuster June 8, 2007

Telepotty

Syncing of poop cycles with your bros.

Research suggests that women synced menses when close to another female and men synced poop cycle with another bro.

"I know Jake since many years, infact we're soo close that we have telepotty."

by DrD00M September 28, 2019

Teleportateé

When you need to teleport the fuck out of some where

This club is whack. I am about to teleportateé the fuck out of here.

by Meatball916 November 5, 2017

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Reverse Quantum Teleportation

It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock

Hey did you see the news this guy "reverse quantum teleportation" from a wormhole

by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020

teleporto-spin-piledriver

Situation provoked by an attack from Street Fighter 4's loathingly laughable late prodigy in which your sorry personnae will experience both the tummy levelling propulsor uppercut AND the spine cracking power bomb.

can't believe i'm actually being teleporto-spin-piledriver'D for the 587th time today!

by davesquicksh October 21, 2011