treeball

hairy ball that falls from a coconut or palm tree. white milky inside. hurts when it hits you. treeballs kill more people than sharks, but less people than boring speeches. people drink treeballs as a substitute to milk. they also use treeball shells as bowls, shovels or cups for football.

thanks to my treeball cup, my balls are okay.

my cousin dick got hit on the head and nudered by a treeball.

treeballs are kept high in the tree.

wow, what big treeballs!

by andrew104 June 5, 2012

Teqball

A new sport that combines the lack of arm-and-hand use of soccer with a curved tennis table.

Teqball is the world's most growing sport.

by _Lopes_Erick March 30, 2022

teaball

A variation on the teabag. A teaball involves 3 people, at least 2 males. Male #1 lowers their balls onto the mouth of Male/Female #2 (who is lying down). Male #3 then tries to hit the balls off using their penis. The activity is similar to that of childhood sport tee-ball, where the balls are the softball, and the penis is the bat.

First used in Toronto, Canada in late March, 2010.

"Vince and Jon were feeling adventurous, so instead of giving Keith a plain old teabag, they decided to sport it up and give him a teaball instead."

by miellen April 6, 2010

shad your teeballs

Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.

Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.

Sean: "Double Bacon Cheeseburger? I'd hit that."
Chris: "Sean, shad your teeballs."

by charker September 8, 2005

tee ball

n. Extending the baseball dating analogy, an individual or scenario where advancing to the next base is notably easier than normal.

v. To take advantage of the aforementioned lack of difficulty advancing to next the next base.

1. "How was the party last night?"
"Killer. Met a girl who was a total tee ball."

2. "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's find a party and go tee balling."

by that1guyjt August 22, 2011

Treball

Fingering a girl with three of your fingers (middle, ring, pinky)

"Treball all the way to California"
"Aye, my man Bk! "

by notarealypersob April 30, 2014

Teeballs

When a male sets their testicles on a baseball tee and someone hits them with a baseball bat.

"Me and Frank played Teeballs the other day, They are so bruised."

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024