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my favorite mutual and probably doesnt like eggs. usually takes about 1-3 hours to respond if u text technoknife and likes it if you send technoknife videos.
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by sndlk July 16, 2021
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Technoligion

The founding doctrine of the United Planets--it is an advanced form of governing--in which people and alien cultures--which are colonized on other worlds--unite in one social and economic form of government. Technoligion was created by the governing machines--which originally governed the first twelve planets and formed--the United Planets. Later--the League of Worlds was formed along with the League of Planets. These all make use of the artificial religion and government--called Technoligion.
Technoligion has twelve rules:
1. Mankind controls his own destiny
2. All objects are subjected to human understanding
3. Machines are an extension of man's will
4. The evolution of human beings is most evident in the creation of machines
5. Human beings believe
6. Future colonization on other worlds is made possible by man's creation of machines
7. Machines can do things that mankind can not do
8. Mankind needs to worship in order to understand
9. Worship is defined as "to believe in something greater than oneself"
10. Technology creates opportunity
11. Opportunity creates technology
12. Mankind worships technology--Technoligion is the worship of technology
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Technoying

Any technology that is designed to make a task easier, but actually makes it more difficult.
My phone is constantly changing the text that I enter. It's super technoying.
by Solarservant February 28, 2011
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Technoring

Utilizing technology to ignore others, especially in a social setting.
Put your phone down and quit technoring me!
by Lanebigbossdaddy August 11, 2017
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Technovangelist

The technovangelist is a person who preaches a certain technology (iPhone, MacBook) or software (Twitter/FB/IG/Windows) to everyone and anyone who will listen, whether they use it or not (especially if they don't use it). The kind of person you want to use said technology to smash in their face or flame them online.
Bill: "So I ran into Dwayne in Starbucks the other day and he was showing me his new iPhone and telling me how I needed to go get myself one because it will change my life completely."

Sarah: "Dwayne is such a technovangelist with Apple products."
by Big Daddy Loveshack March 1, 2019
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Technoinsest

The act of love making with a mechanical device.
1st. Rach Ballett and her weird love of ermm....many inhumane items. Rach Ballett is a Technoinsest.

2nd. A paedophile who makes love TO his computer screen daily :) This man/woman would be labelled a technoinsest.
by danish23 January 11, 2010
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technonigarize

A synthesized singing style popularized by black singers namely Akon
They tend to technonigarize "We are the world 25 for Haiti" and the result was unique!
by warsone September 12, 2011
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