When a person gets so excited about technology, or nerdy stuff that they get an erection/hard-on/boner from the digital lust of new technology. Usually related to new or unreleased technology, televisions, i-phones, zunes, hard drives (thats what she said), etc. When in a public setting the term Technoboner can be shortened to "TB" in order to hide your heightened state and preserve your dignity. . . Unless you have a huge erection in which case your screwed.
I can't believe how incredible this new Zune HD is with it's touchscreen, HD output, HD radio and intuitive software. Every time i use it i totally get a Technoboner.
by That guy Kyle November 1, 2009
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Guy 1:Dude check out that computer that thing is da shit.
Guy 2: Ya man that's some sweet technoporn.
Guy 2: Ya man that's some sweet technoporn.
by dizzle hizzle nizzle July 13, 2005
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A person who posesses the ability to bore anyone to tears with incessant babble about technology, obscure current events, or, in the case of mass transportation, the probablilty of accidents resulting in death of that particular means of transport.
by ana.gram April 11, 2005
Get the technobore mug.Something early adopters experience when dealing with new technology releases. These are usually errors, software hickups, faulty components, recalls or dangerous tech issues.
by Kevin Pauly September 16, 2017
Get the Techburnt mug.Technoquantumism is an intellectual and technological movement that advocates the massive production of technologies related to quantum mechanics, such as technoquantum purity, quantum identification system, massive quantum computing and other quantum technologies enough to replace quantum coaching and revolutionize quantum medicine and quantum therapy. Technoquantumism also advocates the concept of "Superquantum Mechanics" that is a version of quantum mechanics acting on macroscale, not just on sub-atomic scale, replacing classical mechanics by superquantum mechanics for possibility the unblock of the full quantum potential of people and of matter.
"Technoquantumism is just another form of late-stage transhumanism, such as extraphysicism and divinialism."
"Technoquantumism shows it is possible to have other forms of transhumanism, not just genetic transhumanism and robotic transhumanism."
"Technoquantumism shows it is possible to have other forms of transhumanism, not just genetic transhumanism and robotic transhumanism."
by Full Monteirism January 1, 2021
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We need to make this product user friendly and eliminate too much technosurdia.
I'm fed up with technosurdia in shops - I had to wait 15 minutes for the card reader to accept my credit card.
Computer says 'no' - is a great comic example of technosurdia.
I'm fed up with technosurdia in shops - I had to wait 15 minutes for the card reader to accept my credit card.
Computer says 'no' - is a great comic example of technosurdia.
by anotheratheist June 27, 2009
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