Tebowner

A massive erection received whilst watching Tim Tebow.

Dave enjoyed the game so much that he sported a Tebowner through 3 quarters of play.

by TangoKiloEcho January 10, 2012

Tebowning

The act of Tebowing whilst having a Tebowner.

Greg subconsciously found himself Tebowning after watching last nights' OT.

by TangoKiloEcho January 10, 2012

Tebowner

(v) Tea-boner The sports media getting a hard on for University of Florida QB Tim Tebow and shoving his exploits down our throats making him the greatest thing since slice bread. The phenominon is similar to the love affair most broadcasters have with Brett Farve (John Madden and Tony Kornheiser in particular).

"Man, I'm getting sick of listening to ESPN announcers get a Tebowner and talking about how he can singlehandedly run over through an entire NFL defense. Enough already!"

by biggamepaul December 20, 2008

tebowned

to lose Heisman contention and an appearance in the BCS national championship in the same game.

"Dude, Alabama just tebowned Tim Tebow."

by mordacil December 7, 2009

Tim Tebowner

Having a passionate love for Tim Tebow, or Jesus Christ but, mostly Tim Tebow.
A boner for Tim Tebow.

Guy 1: Hey bro, do you like the Broncos?
Guy 2: Of course! I have the biggest Tim Tebowner.

by D Snack January 21, 2012