long dark teatime of the soul

A sensation of an emotional void and pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, and the sensation of the impending Monday.
Coined by Douglas Adams in his 1982 book "Life, the Universe and Everything", and serving as the title for another of his books in 1988.
Synonymous with The Glenroes, and when exacerbated by a hangover - with the Sunday Scaries.

"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul."

- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything.

by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019

Twatzee

A phrase used by Seaside boys when something miraculous or amazing has happened.

Mitch D and Bjorn M have been best friends since kindergarten and performed the shocker on the same girl and said to eachother that my friend is a "Twatzee"!

by Team Ramrod MD BJ December 28, 2007

teat

One (1) female nipple.

1)Your teat is showing.

1)There are three things I eat in this world - chicken McNuggets, tacos and teat.

by Scott Dogg December 14, 2003

Teatart

A female Teacher that dresses like a 'tart,' drawing the hormone-infused interest of her adolescent, immature, shallow male students, and likely that of their fathers as well.

'Did you see that tight sweater Ms. Lee-Harvey was poured into today? What a Teatart!'

by Cornelius Gotchberg August 30, 2015

tsatziki

An ancient remedy for disease, affliction and impotence. The Greeks invented this "magical" sauce by adding simple ingredients from the kitchen into a mixing bowl. It goes well on any and all meats, as well as bread.

Guy: "Damn yo.. what's on this meat that's so fly?!"
Chick: "Ahh.. that's tsatziki sauce."
Guy: "Whoooaaa! Quick! Let's get in the bedroom!"
Chick "Ha! And they said only prescription medicine would help!"

by Nidht December 17, 2004

Sneaky Teather

When a greasy, greaseball of a kid, sneaks up from behind and gently slips his greasy, lubricated penis into the behind of a male or female person.

Jen look out! He's about to pull a SNEAKY TEATHER!

by SneakyWeaky May 31, 2010

Sneaky Tzatziki

Sneaky Tzatziki is a feat only accomplishable by those with foreskin still intact. It is when you pinch the foreskin and make a knot holding all your cum inside like a balloon ready to explode. Sneaky Tzatsiki is giving her a finger in the ass and when she turns around, burst the jizzbomb straight onto her face.

Man, this girl wouldn't let me nut in her face so I pulled a sneaky tzatziki on her lol!

by snufsmatty November 11, 2022