Teaghan

A girl who tries her best to be nice to everyone and is always there for you. Even if she absolutely hates you, she’ll still try her best to be friends with you. Sometimes she accidentally starts ranting about things that are personal, but she tries her best not to. According to a lot of people, just talking to her makes them happy. She’s always acting cheery and hopping around trying her best to make others happy. Even if it hurts herself or her own happiness, she’ll do anything to make everyone else feel better. uwu

Joseph: “wow that girl over there is so nice, she’s helping the poor kid who couldn’t stop crying”
Lisa: “yup, that’s Teaghan for ya”

by 23isnumber1 March 11, 2019

Teaching a pig to sing

A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.

A person with bad hygiene - you tell them they stink but they don't really care.
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."

by BigRed60 August 1, 2009

Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.

"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."

by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006

Teaching My Liver to Swim

Drinking heavily

Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.

by craptastrophy October 14, 2011

teagin

A Teagin is super nice and tries to be a lot like is popular older brother. He might seem weird and shy but he's not, he is so outgoing and adventurous. He encourages you to follow your dreams no matter what they are.and he will stand up for you in front of ANYONE. Secretly he has an amazing singing voice.

My dude friend is totally a Teagin

by laurencara February 9, 2017

teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005

Teaghan

Teaghan is a total hottie with big titties and a huuugggeee BOOTY. She likes to fw those older guys and she gets em. Like three year older guys. She gotta huge heart but doesn’t show much emotions. She’ll do anything for somebody she loves. Don’t break the lil beans heart.

Kyle: “Yo bro who’s that total hottie?”

Jedd: “Oh man that’s Teaghan. I call dibs.”

by Aaoron Kensley March 9, 2019