Jesus Tapdancing Christ

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST

Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

by Slap Jackin October 17, 2004

tardania

The mythical homeland of the tards.

WTF? Did that dude just get off the bus from Tardania?

by arix brak August 29, 2006

Tardashian

Shallow, ignorant vain people trying to include themselves when they have no idea what they are talking about and are famous for no real reason.

Nice move, Tardashian.

Did you see what Chloe did? What a Tardashian.

by Tardashians May 30, 2012

Taya

Taya is a girl who is beautiful on the inside and out but she'll never believe it. She's a true friend and can make anyone smile. She always try's to include everyone. Taya is a very social girl who will talk to everyone and is always smiling. If you find a Taya your lucky and should always keep them around.

You're jealous, my best friend is a Taya!

by JackieS September 19, 2013

Tadashi Hamada

One who disappears at inappropriate times after saying they wouldn't, leaving one feeling upset.

Friend: "Aw! She didn't come to my concert! She said she would!"
You: "She friggin pulled a Tadashi Hamada....."

by LawlingEveryDay December 17, 2014

tardal wave

A wave or mob of retarded people. For the purpose of this definition, a retarded person is a person lacking worldly knowledge or common sense.

"Come on, Bill, Honors Lang is over... the tardal wave is coming."

by Emily and the Anti-Rap Pig April 18, 2008

tardawan

When a welfare recipient, specifically one who comes by their government check through nefarious means such as a welfare queen, instructs another person on the tips and tricks to get themselves on government assistance using shady practices, the recipient of that advice (and government assistance) becomes a tardawan.

The advice and the scope of result can vary - being taught how to forge your income paperwork to get food stamps, exaggerating an injury to get disability, or faking a government test designed to gauge your level of mental retardation or autism - all of these are paths to become a tardawan.

"I done got told how I gotta say to the welfare bitch to get that check. I now possess the means to achieve my dreams, unbound by the 9 to 5, and can gorge myself upon hookers and blow at all hours of the day. I have become a tardawan."

by Papa Dwarf October 10, 2018