tawkward

One who is above average height and has the coordination of a baby fawn

Ross: Watch me drill this three pointer!

Matt: You just shot the ball over the backboard you tawkward fuck!

Ross: Whatever, I'm gonna be as good as Dirk Nowitzki one day

Matt: You already are

by BUSHROD December 23, 2013

Tawkwardness

Tawkwardness is the act of talking to someone on facebook or texting & having nothing to talk about thus creating a section of non-talking-awkwardness

Yeah...
Sooooo.....this is awkward
Yup....I hate Tawkwardness
user has gone offline
......

by Zinx&Acrombie April 19, 2011

Tawksic

Just a funnier way to say "Toxic"

"You're so tawksic, Shayne"

by rhystorical April 9, 2021

Tawko

A easy to make Non-Leathal Weapon made of folded paper and a rubber band. You fold a small peice of paper many times till it very hard. Then the you bend the hard paper to a shape of a taco. Then you face the curved side to the rubber so it would be like a sling shot. And the tawko will cut through the air and hit the paerson your aiming at.

The main targets for a tawko shooter is the arms, crotch, the ass, the fore-head, leg, or the back of the neck.

The only two prtection you have from a tawko is baggy jean for the legs or a your book bage for your upper body

Oh shit. John Got popped in the eye with a tawko

by Nice Man February 12, 2007

TAwky

The shortening of the words: tense and awkward.

When one feels both tense and awkward (or 'awky).

Others: *give Bicky group bear hug for climbing mountain*
Bicky: "you guys are making me feel tawky"

by NenaVM May 12, 2010

Tawkir

A noun describing an excellent fishmonger who originates from Bangladesh.

Handring: Who serves the best fish?
Deta: Oh, that would be John, he reminds me of a Tawkir.

by SwipeWoman February 21, 2015

Tawkoz

Also known as tawkoz123, the tawko is a little ball of sadness and happiness. The tawko defends itself in the wild of the gaming industry by acting like a lame biotch. This kind is usuaully antisocial and awkward af. Proceed with caution

Hey man did you watch tawkoz's stream last night?

No? Whose that?

Oh... no one...

by Allmightytaco October 13, 2017