fat-tastrophe

fat-tastrophe - is a hybrid word that combines - fat - with catastrophe - and is used to describe a person who is eating like a slob, a person overeating and expressively overweight people

Berto, you ate that whole jar of Nutela with a spoon! your such a fat-tastrophe

by Ron Bombcronadon March 3, 2011

cat-tastrophe

a catastrophe caused by any feline annoyance.

cat-tastrophe:

When Bobert came back from work he screamed to his eleven cats "What a cat-tastrophe!!!".

by JuneMoon October 12, 2018

scoot-tastrophe

(noun) an event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering involving a scooter.

WBNBC here on the scene of a scoot-tastrophe where a scootee caused a 5 car accident at an intersection uptown and scooted away from the scene. The fifth hit- and-scoot this month.

Did you see that Kappa Alpha Kappa girl riding down South Blvd? She was a scoot-tastrophe waiting to happen...

by tk3k August 26, 2018

duke-tastrophe

A catastrophe. A complete failure.

"People aren't using it? This is a duke-tastrophe!"

by Rod Munch March 3, 2005

Craft-tastrophe

A catastrophe that happens while crafting

It was a huge craft-tastrophe when the embossing powder fell off of the shelf and spilled everywhere

by Jboo7869 August 1, 2017

Nadge-Tastrophe

Gooning too hard which results in questionable decision-making, often leaving your team behind in dire and critical situations.

"Hey, why did he leave the semi-finals of a champ tournament?"
"Oh, that's just a Nadge-tastrophe"
"twitch.tv/nadgemeister"

by zandol March 28, 2026

Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.

"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."

by The Bergmann March 2, 2010