Tastes like ho maid! 

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...

... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"

Tastes like ho maid! by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006

Tastes like college 

a phrase used to describe cheap/bad tasting alcohol, such as natty, keystone, or cheap vodka.

Ricky: Yo bros! Shots of korski lets goooooo!
Capernicus: Ay yoo that shot was bad yoo.
Casey: Tastes like college right boys?

Tastes like college by a bro who is mad chill December 29, 2010

tastes like rim 

Meaning: Something tastes like the inside of an asshole

Josh: Mum your dinner tastes like rim!
Mum: Pls josh

tastes like rim by Blablah October 2, 2014

tastes like cum 

something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.

Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up

tastes like cum by Lucky6969 June 16, 2008

tastes like jesus 

Used to describe something that instills a sense of euphoria to anybody who eats, drinks, or otherwise has the opportunity to taste it. See also free.

Holy gods! These cookies taste just like the savior, I swear!

tastes like jesus by RoboSpy March 24, 2004

Tastes Like Chicken 

The yummy juicy flavor of a woman's pussy

Jake : Mmmmm! La! La! La! Mmmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhh!
Jake: Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhh! Oh La! La!
Kiersten : Ohh you like that baby don't you? You like my pussy? Don't You? Don't You?
Jake : Mmmmmm! Tastes Like Chicken!

Tastes Like Chicken by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

tastes like burning 

when cooking somthing but it's so hot it has no flavor

"My soup's gonna taste great......as soon as it dosent tastes like burning"

tastes like burning by Selim Versailles January 13, 2010