cardboard tube samurai

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.

"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."

by Mercanis August 13, 2003

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Cardboardeaux

The classy term for boxed wine

That cardboardeaux was an exceptionally good choice to have with the fish last night.

by Ruddycheeks August 23, 2012

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cardboard condo

living on the streets, not necessarily in a cardboard box

if you dont stop using, you'll end up in a cardboard condo

by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005

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Tardyard

A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.

Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,

That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.

If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!

by Lord evil May 15, 2013

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Cardboard Rillo's

Cardboard-Rillo's A word from East Sacramento usually used in place of cigarillos, but can be used to describe any cheap swisher cigar ninety nine cents and lower.

She wanted the kid to slide through, but she didn't have no Wood's all she had was Cardboard rillo's.

by Rouleng Payhpurz December 18, 2014

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