Shallow, ignorant vain people trying to include themselves when they have no idea what they are talking about and are famous for no real reason.
by Tardashians May 30, 2012
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The advice and the scope of result can vary - being taught how to forge your income paperwork to get food stamps, exaggerating an injury to get disability, or faking a government test designed to gauge your level of mental retardation or autism - all of these are paths to become a tardawan.
The advice and the scope of result can vary - being taught how to forge your income paperwork to get food stamps, exaggerating an injury to get disability, or faking a government test designed to gauge your level of mental retardation or autism - all of these are paths to become a tardawan.
"I done got told how I gotta say to the welfare bitch to get that check. I now possess the means to achieve my dreams, unbound by the 9 to 5, and can gorge myself upon hookers and blow at all hours of the day. I have become a tardawan."
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Tarkanian middle school is the worst school ever don't go there the deans will suspended you for no reason the kids are disrespectful little brats the 8th graders think there all that like no your not all that and that school is full of hoes and sluts and petty little slut bags
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by Tuflii_levitate March 13, 2013
Get the Taranando mug.If any of you guys have visited tasmania you will see a new type of bogan. let me tell you
Cars.
mostly this section is the same. Tasmanian Bogans drive holden calais, statesmans, and toranas as well as vs commodores which is a common site. essentially a family sedan they try and make them look all fast and furious.
they love their utes too. commodores are amongst the most popular and there is no convincing them that even a wiked 3.0 twin turbo dohc will beat their shitty 3.8 litre sohc until u blow by them. after you beat them they threaten you and tell you your a cheater. bogans tilt their drivers seat back to get attempt to look pimp.
clothing
includes dada, wu-tang, fila wear as well as adidas.
sheilas
we are seeing lots more of the younger bogan bitches these days. often over weight. they often have the hair pulled back in a tie with 2 bits of hair dangling at the front. have a very distinct accent e.g. "me and scharni did nufen last noight but we had a cuppla bongs and did a burnout in me mates vn."
some bogan suburbs
Rokeby, Clarendonvale (probably the worst. its all government housing. you are at risk of being rocked if you drive through there.) bridgewater, risdon, claremont, moonah, sorell
Bogans also rely on the public funding system. living off taxpayer money (the dole), they love fighting and you only have to look at them to get into trouble.
they sit up your arse and try and intimidate you when driving. i just keep slowing down. they can never come back with any smart comments and if they feel threatened they will simply say "ill fuckn foight ya. ill smash ya head in!"
hope some of this helps guys as the tasmanian bogan and what we are used to down here i feel is far worse than dealing with mainland bogans.
If threatened. be a coward and run as much as you dont want to do it anyway. y? all bogans want is to ruin your life by hitting u in the head and hurting you. there is no way their lives can become shittier. just think you have much more to live for than these people who dont make an effort in life therefore dont deserve to live it.
Cars.
mostly this section is the same. Tasmanian Bogans drive holden calais, statesmans, and toranas as well as vs commodores which is a common site. essentially a family sedan they try and make them look all fast and furious.
they love their utes too. commodores are amongst the most popular and there is no convincing them that even a wiked 3.0 twin turbo dohc will beat their shitty 3.8 litre sohc until u blow by them. after you beat them they threaten you and tell you your a cheater. bogans tilt their drivers seat back to get attempt to look pimp.
clothing
includes dada, wu-tang, fila wear as well as adidas.
sheilas
we are seeing lots more of the younger bogan bitches these days. often over weight. they often have the hair pulled back in a tie with 2 bits of hair dangling at the front. have a very distinct accent e.g. "me and scharni did nufen last noight but we had a cuppla bongs and did a burnout in me mates vn."
some bogan suburbs
Rokeby, Clarendonvale (probably the worst. its all government housing. you are at risk of being rocked if you drive through there.) bridgewater, risdon, claremont, moonah, sorell
Bogans also rely on the public funding system. living off taxpayer money (the dole), they love fighting and you only have to look at them to get into trouble.
they sit up your arse and try and intimidate you when driving. i just keep slowing down. they can never come back with any smart comments and if they feel threatened they will simply say "ill fuckn foight ya. ill smash ya head in!"
hope some of this helps guys as the tasmanian bogan and what we are used to down here i feel is far worse than dealing with mainland bogans.
If threatened. be a coward and run as much as you dont want to do it anyway. y? all bogans want is to ruin your life by hitting u in the head and hurting you. there is no way their lives can become shittier. just think you have much more to live for than these people who dont make an effort in life therefore dont deserve to live it.
"Hey bruv! whats goin on man?"
"Fuck all cobba. hvbeen baken all mornen. goin up ta centre link later. wanna go ta maccas and grab some shit man?"
"thatd be sweet bruv. howz ya misses? hows jolie goin?
"shes breaken me balls mate. she spekts me ta look afta me kid but im busy"
"yeh fucken givs ya tha shits bruv"
"fucken oath" (<<<Tasmanian Bogan)
"Fuck all cobba. hvbeen baken all mornen. goin up ta centre link later. wanna go ta maccas and grab some shit man?"
"thatd be sweet bruv. howz ya misses? hows jolie goin?
"shes breaken me balls mate. she spekts me ta look afta me kid but im busy"
"yeh fucken givs ya tha shits bruv"
"fucken oath" (<<<Tasmanian Bogan)
by Bogan Hater June 27, 2007
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by DanK_ February 14, 2009
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