Tripometer

Parents use this to track how many miles their kids drive without them knowing. Can be reset to cover tracks.

Oh shit! I can't using de car anymore cause dad noticed I put 100 miles on the tripometer when I told him I was going up the street!

by ImMaryOfNazareth December 2, 2005

Trometer

Trometer is the last name to one of the coolest people in the FREAKING WORLD. everyone in the world would like to be him, and he is just amazing. he is also just cool. and he is cool
it also refers to the heir of the Thermometer fortune

yo have you seen trometer
yeah hes really cool

by Jasper the fag February 9, 2010

tasimeter

Describes the level of unreasonable angriness and being late to previous agreed times

Bro, you are a 100 in the tasimeter. You are more Tassos than himself!

by schmedemann May 11, 2024

Dirty tonometer

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)

"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."

by inCozNito September 29, 2017