Tripometer

Parents use this to track how many miles their kids drive without them knowing. Can be reset to cover tracks.

Oh shit! I can't using de car anymore cause dad noticed I put 100 miles on the tripometer when I told him I was going up the street!

Tripometer by ImMaryOfNazareth December 2, 2005

tapometer 

A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.

I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.

tapometer by Davododger June 7, 2007

Trinometrical 

Someone who reads a message but doesn't respond to it.

Stutes you are so Trinometrical :)

Trinometrical by character5 August 27, 2022

titometer

A mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence breasts in any situation. It may also be used to measure the quality of breasts.

1.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"

-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."

-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.

titometer by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 6, 2010

Trometer 

Trometer is the last name to one of the coolest people in the FREAKING WORLD. everyone in the world would like to be him, and he is just amazing. he is also just cool. and he is cool
it also refers to the heir of the Thermometer fortune

yo have you seen trometer
yeah hes really cool

Trometer by Jasper the fag February 9, 2010