Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 26, 2019

tape teezy

A known Staten Island rapper, who is known for his amazing rhymes from the 314,303. He is the CEO of PL.co clothing brand and is a talented person in other things. He happens to be Filipino , smart , and dresses in all the freshest clothes such as Bape, Supreme , Diamond and much more. He is a quiet kid , but a really nice one and outgoing person outside of school. Constantly says "Hann" and "pretty legit if you ask me" if a non-annoying way.

person 1:Hey did you hear the new Tape Teezy mixtape?

person 2: Yeah , He reps the Shaolin island

TapeTeezy: Pretty Legit if you ask me...

by TapeTeezy December 9, 2012

Tapatio Hot Hand

A spicy or aggressive hand job that is normally performed by a Klingon warrior.

Also, apply hot sauce to your hand before a hand job is performed

(I'm a big fan of newbie star trek)

After a long day, Riker loves nothing more than a Tapatio hot hand

by Aldosim November 18, 2021

flex tape

Jesus.

"Flex tape. Okay, have you heard about this stuff? I mean, this is basically- Have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as Flex tape apparently."

by underageanimegunfurryschoolgir February 8, 2018

TaeTae

A shorter nickname for South Korean Singer and Member of BTS, Kim Taehyung

Person 1 : Who's that guy with the deep voice in BTS again?
Person 2 : It's TaeTae

by TheNewKidInTheEnds June 7, 2018

Taetaedrinkingtea

A kpop fanpage on tiktok. Who's dead obsessed with Kim Taehyung. She posts BTS content and stuff

"You saw taetaedrinkingtea's new video"

by Velel December 20, 2020

two bagger and some tape

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.

Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.

by Stagmen October 3, 2017