Tano
Tano is the better mixed guy ever, with a big dick, he is ever time open for new friends and this type of things, him have a big heart and know how to keep the right people
Tano is your name
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Tano by ARUGAH Gang HQ July 19, 2022
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Tano by Tino Ferragamo July 22, 2022
Tano Pasman
Tano Pasman is an Argentine football (soccer) fan that was filmed during his outrage while watching a game of his favorite team, River Plate. Tano uses frequently the term "Andate a la puta que te parió", which is a local common phrase that literally translates to "Go back to the whore who gave birth to you", which ends up characterizing the video.
Tano Pasman -- La puta que me parióooo, la puta que me parióooo... No lo puedo creer la puta que me parióooo... ¡Sos un pelotudo! ¡Sos un hijo de puta Román! Paraguayo y la concha de tu madre
Tano Pasman by tanopasman July 11, 2011
Ahsoka Tano
Amazing character. She is not noticed enough by the casual fans. Second greatest Jedi to ever live (behind Obi-wan of course).
Apprentice to Anakin Skywalker
Found by Plo Koon
Instructed by Yoda
Commander of the Grand Army of the Republic
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Apprentice to Anakin Skywalker
Found by Plo Koon
Instructed by Yoda
Commander of the Grand Army of the Republic
Fulcrum
Ahsoka Tano by Sir Chicken Man September 16, 2020
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?
A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021
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