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Yo, Tanooooo!
by Anonymous November 06, 2003
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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a suffix that can be added to the end of any word making it a gang. example greentanos,blacktanos,methtanos,fattanos.
hey if u put tanos on the end of your name it will be a gang
by ninjagideo69 March 11, 2010
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That's A New One. pronounced as the acronym looks. it is said when someone says a sentence that has likely never been uttered before by any human, or at least is very unusual. used in the same way as "thats what she said", but for a different reason.
Guy 1: Despite this recent account, i think that its not likely that Traci is a lesbian werewolf, due to her membership in the Catholic Church.
Guy 2: TANO

Guy 1: that is the shiniest fucking crow i have ever seen.
Guy 2: TANO
by th3 JD August 17, 2009
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(verb) The act of putting an object in pants, normally pants being worn certainly by an individual.

(noun) One who has an obsession with putting objects in their pants.
(verb): I just tanoed your phone!

(noun): Sorry about your camera, i'm a tano.

Is that a water bottle in your pants? Oh, your such a tano.
by Pietrina5 September 30, 2011
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One who is god; or godlike.
Used to be an arc angel, but got promoted after giving the sun god Ra a rim job.
That guy is a total Tano.

If he was anymore of a Tano he would ascend into a spiritual being.
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by Watcher2020 October 15, 2020
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A subspecies of phoenix. Does not leave the nest and nor partake in anything with consequences.
The Tanos waddles around in its own fecal matter within its next because it is too docile to take on responsibility.
by Warmasterson November 07, 2020
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