tandoori clamp

the tightening of the bumhole during anul sex

pulled a girl last night, gave me the tandoori clamp. never doing that again

by discodavemin April 28, 2011

Tandoori beef

When a man sticks his penis up a womans pussy when she's on her period. The penis becomes red from the blood like the color of Indian tandoori chicken.

I let a chick suck on my tandoori beef.

by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011

Tandoori waffle

The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.

"After the gig, T dropped a Tandoori Waffle in Marnie's boot"

by GSssssss August 9, 2006

Tandoori queen

a gay man, usually a white guy, who is only attracted to East Indian men.

Michael is such a Tandoori queen. First he goes out with Param, that software engineer from Houston, and then dumps him for Pravit, who is from Mumbai and more 'authentic.' Then he takes up yoga and redecorates his whole house in Indian style and goes vegetarian. Now he wants to bathe in the Ganges.

by waterman July 3, 2006

Tandoori Waffle

The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.

"After the gig, T dropped a Tandoori Waffle in Marnie's boot"

by GSssssss August 9, 2006

Tandoori Love

A threesome or a spit roast involving two South East Asian males and a female (of any race)

She's begging for a bit of Tandoori Love!

by GSA Rider November 13, 2007

Tandoori Miracle

When Indian food finds you once it knows you are ready for it.

Viji's randomly delivered to my house last night, it was a tandoori miracle!

by Tandoori Miracle October 9, 2014