take a load off

to rest by sitting down

"Do you mind if I take a load off? I have been walking forever.

by Bogdano September 18, 2007

Take a lap

A phrase said usually when one does something that is indescribably absurd and/or uncalled. The phrase was popularized by 'Dennis Reynolds' in an episode of the cable program 'It's always sunny in Philadelphia' on the episode titled "The Gang Gives Back".

Flip Flop Kid runs up to Dennis with a soda in his hand

Dennis Reynolds: What the hell is that?

Flip Flop Kid: I don't know.

Dennis Reynolds: It's diet.

Flip Flop Kid: Oh.

Dennis Reynolds: Does it look like I need to be on a diet?

Flip Flop Kid: I don't know.

Dennis Reynolds: Terrible. Take a lap.

by Grandma Slippery October 4, 2011

Take a Line

Phrase used instead of snort coaine or heroin

Yo im-a take a line with mike later.

by vitoumofo June 2, 2010

take a long walk off a short pier

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.

Take a long walk off a short pier.

by sprkim182 November 15, 2007

to take a left

VERB: 1. to veer completely off-course 2. to act in a way contrary to how one would normally behave 3. to be incorrect

Other variations include: "take an L" and "go left"

ETYMOLOGY: Hip hop slang

My money loving friend Karen totally took a left when she dumped her Ivy league boyfriend and married the Pizza Hut delivery guy.

by Danielle Belton January 25, 2005

take a leak

to urinate(see also piss, whiz)

I was on the bus for so long, I had to take a leak when we got to our destination.

by Light Joker December 25, 2004

take a larry

Take a larry is a slang term used for turning left in Canada.'

Can be said as "Taking a larry" or "Take a larry"

Driver: "Do I turn up here?"
Passenger: "Yeah, take a larry ."

by UrbanDictonaryKappa May 28, 2016