taintiful

The quality of a pungent odor from the perineal region, made up of equal parts of secretions from the genital region and excretions from the anal.

Whew, that is a taintiful jockstrap old boy! Do put that into the hamper instead of twirling it about.

by jimmy bubbles March 5, 2017

Taintie

The act of taking a photo of one’s own anus (with emphasis on the darker poo-stained skin encircling the wrinkled star) to share on social media.

Having bleached her taint earlier in the day, she thought adding a taintie to her Tinder profile would increase page views.

by Above_Reproach May 22, 2022

Tainty Fainty

The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.

Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!

by Coke Can June 5, 2018

Tainty

Any general action of either getting shit on or achieving something that is dope.

EX: It was tainty as fuck when I nutted on that girls face.

EX: It was so fucking tainty when I got my ass beat by that toolbag.

by NagzRedd October 13, 2020