Taylored Man

A guy that is sweet and loveable and only wants one girl in the world. He is cute and loves to make others happy especially his girl. Tylers' are tall, thin and lightskin. Tylers' are the life of the party and everyone loves them. They are funny and smart. They get all the girls attention but could only wish he had his one true loves attention back over them all. They are the sweetest guys you will ever meet. They know what they want and usually get it except in hard situations, because they have a great work ethic, personality and a desire to become the best and be the best for a certain girl. When Taylored men love someone, they always think about them, and will do anything for that person and will never give up on their one true love no matter what even if it seems like it. Taylored men usually fall in love with a girl named Taylor! Love you! :* Long live TNT <3

Tyler is such a Taylored man!

by TNT Fo' Life December 22, 2013

Rip Taylored

Getting super fucked up, usually with a combination of alcohol and drugs.

I just got a 2/4 & an eightball, looks like we're gettin Rip Taylored tonight b'ys

by Charlotte Bardot January 9, 2014

Taylored Document

Whereby a letter / email / form of correspondence, manufactured or seriously edited in order to gain political advantage and/or create outrage, is found out to be untrue.

The judge rejected the tendered evidence as it was clearly a taylored document.

by Baron von Klar January 28, 2020

Taylored

Being dumped by Taylor Swift and having a song written about you.

John Mayer was taylored so hard.

by I<3Taylor August 19, 2013

Sean Taylored

Used to describe someone getting shot down.

Did you take that girl home last night?
-No, I got Sean Taylored

by dildofactory January 26, 2008

Taylored

When a female work colleague takes a bit of flirting too far at an office get together and ends up doing the entire male workforce. The grainy pictures taken by your female work colleagues will invariably end up on Facebook.

"Man, i hope your wife doesn't find out you got Taylored tonight or she'll cut your balls off"

"Dave, there's a free bar at the Christmas party tonight with any luck we'll get Taylored"

by Bob Foster April 21, 2008

shit-trailored

very drunk; wasted; intoxicated way beyond legal consumption levels.

This past weekend at the party I got "shit-trailored".

by Jessica March 22, 2005