Tailor

girl who likes to give a blumpkins
Many many BJ's on the can forreal
such as an easy easy brohoe

"wow i wish there was a tailor at the party"

by Noodlenigga June 24, 2008

Tailor

A complete fake ass ugly bitch who thinks she's queen bee, but needs a relatiy check. Aka, a boot to the face.
Nobody actually likes Tailor, just pretends, to use her for her house, for parties and such. After hanging out with Tailor, one may feel the need to become an absolute bitch to all their friends, and in the process, lose any they had.

"Wow, that girl is such a Tailor, I can't believe we used to be friends"

"Stop being such a Tailor!"

by Scratch That January 22, 2008

Ghetto Tailor

The description of an article of clothing with everyday supplies patching it up.

"Hey, Did you see Alex's new Ghetto Tailor Jacket?"
"No, why?"
"He used Electrical tape to fix up those large holes."

by Vodka Inferno March 12, 2010

tailor made

custom-made; fashioned to a particular taste or demand

My tuxedo is tailor made. I chose the color and fabric.

by G dizzle izzle February 9, 2008

tailor made

1. custom made

2. suitable for the situation

Your tailor made diversion didn't do a thing.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2010

Shiv Tailor

Is Anybody that Is a Straight boss. You have to be under 5k in s&d to do this and NGAF.

Dude thats a Shiv Tailor right there.
Hey that guy is so awesome he is a Shiv Tailor.

by Hoss boy March 25, 2013

tailored trash

White collar workers with many of the same characteristics of trailer trash, but which take it to a higher level of cultural depravity. Developers who demand perverse subsidies for creating urban sprawl, too big to fail and jail bankers who demand bonuses when they take down whole economies, flamboyant and racist professional sports team owners who feels entitled to publically funded grandiose stadiums.

The tailored trash claimed to be self made millionaire, but instead was on public welfare in the form perverse public subsidies, and entitlements to public infrastructure for developments that consumed nature and spit out urban sprawl.

by mlhiss September 30, 2014