Taekwondo

Taekwondo, I will contest, was at one point a brutal, effective martial art whose practitioners were basically unmatched in their execution of brutal flying kicks. Now, however, it's a sissified, pathetic group of fools prancing about in white pajamas, not sparring, barely breaking, and practicing it on the air, in predictable forms. Sure you can kick through a centimeter thick piece of wood. Can you hit a moving target? Can you hit a moving target that's hitting you back? (Here's a tip. It's different.) So switch MAs (boxing, MT, even jiujitsu) or start making taekwondo work. Additionally, before you say something like "You box, LOLOLOLOL boxars have no leg defense!!11! YOU BE DOWN IN 5". To that, I say this. Boxers don't have leg defense. We have pain defense. If you kick me in the face, be quick, because I'm going to grab your leg. And then you'll be Mr. supreme martial artist hopping on one foot wondering what to do.

Taekwondo Guy: HEY WANNA FITE I SEE U THINK UR DECENT!
Decent Martial Artist: I am, and I really don't like fighting.
Taekwondo Guy: LOLOLOL SUCK IT UP!111 *kicks*
Decent Martial Artist: *ducks under, grabs standing leg, grapples*
Taekwondo Guy: WHUT'S THIS? THA GUARD I HEAR ABOUT? LOOKS QUEER!!11 ohgodmyarmletgoletgomakeitstoppleaseplease
*snap*

Taekwondo by Anonymous+a bunch of numbers September 28, 2008

taekwondo

A stupid gay martial art with nothing but kicks, where everyone wears padded armor and isn't allowed to punch, so their arms just dangle around as they jump and spin and fall down. No taekwondo "martial arts" have ever succeeded in mixed martial arts or in life.

the stupid shitty olympic taekwondo on youtube was called the world bouncing championships by the olympic's own accouncer

taekwondo by DarkX444 August 31, 2010

Taekwondo

The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them.

My back hurt because I just got Taekwondoed...

Taekwondo by wildpannda February 25, 2022

Taekwondo

Taekwondo is a South Korean form of Martial Arts with fighting styles from over 2,000 years ago consisting of mostly high kicks and lower kicks. It also consists of punches, takedowns, and submissions (depending on the style of Taekwondo you learn including WTF, ITF, Kukkiwon, or ATA

Person 1# What is Taekwondo?
Person 2# It is a type of Korean Martial Arts

Taekwondo by Taekwondo lover August 9, 2019

taekwondo

taekwondo is a Korean martial art that is a very effective martial art. its focuses on kicks, punches, etc

'what martial art do you practice." Dane says "taekwondo" Chanze says

taekwondo by tkdking2662 October 9, 2019

World Taekwondo Federation

1. The establishment that sets the teaching standards and form practices for taekwondo schools throughout the world.

2. A politer way of saying "WTF" or what the fuck

1. Molly: So howd your board-breaking go?

Me: awsome, i wish the WTF would change it from ax kick tho, my foot hurts

2. While picking my lil sister up from school

Me: So howd your class go?

Jazzy: Miss Alga grabbed my butt.

Me: World Taekwondo Federation!!!

World Taekwondo Federation by MW2CuBu November 27, 2009

American Sport TaeKwonDo Union 

Provides an organized union of Martial Artist to help provide Superior Instruction in Martial Arts. Also, holds several Championship Tournaments each year.

American Sport TaeKwonDo Union is a Family Oriented Organization, who's headquarter is in Alabama

American Sport TaeKwonDo Union by luv 4 martial arts September 14, 2007