4 definitions by DarkX444

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really fugly. As in, she looks like she's been hit in the face with a hot sack of nickels. slang from philadelphia
damn that girl's hson
by DarkX444 October 10, 2010
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A guy who loves fat women. From latin cetacea (whale) + phile (lover)
lol @ that cetaceaphile. his chick's gotta be 300 lb. but the bigger the chick the bigger the blowhole I guess
by DarkX444 October 10, 2010
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A stupid gay martial art with nothing but kicks, where everyone wears padded armor and isn't allowed to punch, so their arms just dangle around as they jump and spin and fall down. No taekwondo "martial arts" have ever succeeded in mixed martial arts or in life.
the stupid shitty olympic taekwondo on youtube was called the world bouncing championships by the olympic's own accouncer
by DarkX444 August 31, 2010
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Linkin Park's 2010 CD "A Thousand Suns" is a 4.75" polycarbonate piece of dog crap, and the most repulsive product ever produced by modern man. Each of its fifteen tracks is an amalgam of incessant whining, superficial liberalism, non-melodic political banter, and completely uninspired electronic gibberish that defies the term 'music'. If by 2012 the band's six members are not tried in The Hague for crimes against humanity, vigilantes must take action before Linkin Park can be allowed to release yet another travesty of incomprehensible proportions upon the masses of unsuspecting humanity.
"A Thousand Suns" scores a 0 out of 100, all copies should be melted, and the six band members should be forced to drink the molten plastic
by DarkX444 May 15, 2011
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